Santa's a Dick
The clock struck midnight and I couldn't sleep,
It's dark enough but I'm not at peace,
Ahhh, yes indeed,
Ahhh, it's Christmas Eve.
I waited all night snuck to the stairs,
Listened for you, but you weren't there,
Ahhh, I'm still here,
Christmas ain't Christmas until you appear.
I've been a good girl, I brushed every night,
Smiled at strangers and passed on the right,
But here I am and you're not in sight,
I'm waiting, I'm waiting up for you tonight.
Ahhhh, Santa please come home...
I woke up this morning so over it,
Walked to my stocking, there's nothing but shit,
And ahhh, I guess that's it,
Christmas was Christmas and Santa's a Dick,
Santa's a Dick, Dick, Dick, Santa's a Dick,
So merry Christmas.